A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Randomize
