Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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