I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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