for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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