I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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