chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
he laminated a picture of his dick.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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