Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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