They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I blacked out, started puking and peed on the guy I was hooking up with. Mid hand job.
How old are you? 14? Who gives hand jobs anymore?
Salt in an open wound right now.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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