lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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