Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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