11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
North Korea, Best Korea!
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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