okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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