Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
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