About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I don't think brook has ever known best
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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