Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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