Whatcha textin bout Willis?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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