I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
My butt remains clenched, sir.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Please don't give away my fajitas
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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