I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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