Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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