I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
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