Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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