O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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