white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
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