I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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