Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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