I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'm experimenting with sincerity
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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