so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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