Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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