doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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