Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Drake has all the answers
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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