we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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