Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
they're like a gay fantastic four
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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