I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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