porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
My vagina is officially offended.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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