Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
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