i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Randomize
