I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
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