I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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