didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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