my mouth tastes like poor choices
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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