Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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