Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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