you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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