a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Rumble strips road head = magical
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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