Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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