it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
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