Where did you get a picture of my penis
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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