porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
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