sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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