Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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