just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
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