I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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