she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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