Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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