So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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