Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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