Swine flu. Run for my life!
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
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